"The Science of Selling Yourself Short"

"The Science of Selling Yourself Short"

by Less Than Jake

I've come to my senses,

That I've become senseless,

I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships,

Every last conviction, I smoked them all away,

I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way,

So I sit and wait and wonder,"Does anyone else feel like me?"

Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems,

I'll sing along,

Yeah with every emergency,

Just sing along,

I'm the king of catastrophes,

I'm so far gone,

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,

I'm my own worst enemy

I could be an expert on co-dependency,

I could write the best book on underage tragedy,

I've been spending my time at the local liquor store,

I've been sleeping nightly on my best friends kitchen floor,

So I sit and wait and wonder,"Does anyone else feel like me?"

I'm so over-dosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy.

I'll sing along,

Yeah with every emergency,

Just sing along,

I'm the king of catastrophes,

I'm so far gone,

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,

I'm my own worst enemy

Let the meaning slip away,

Lost my faith in another day,

Self deprecation seems okay,

I never thought I'd make it anyway

I'll sing along,
Yeah with every emergency,
Just sing along,
I'm the king of catastrophes,
I'm so far gone,
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
I'm my own worst enemy

I'm my own worst enemy