Dilemma

Because of the expensive cocaine habit I had two months ago.

Because I travel every weekend.

Because I drink every night without fail.

Because I take fuckbuddies out to dinner.

Because I smoke a pack a day.

Because I constantly buy new books.

Because I smoke entirely too much marijuana.

Because I work 30 miles from home.

Because of these things I now have a dilemma on my hands.

How am I going to pay for dinner tonight?