Now I don't normally post things like this, as this blog is solely a home for intelligent discussion on the finer things in life. Ok or maybe not, but still, normally I don't do this sort of thing.
But THIS is fucking absurd.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
If you idiots ran the world not only would we be jacking off at an astronomical rate,
WE WOULD FUCKING DIE OFF
Now...go have sex...do it for me